Confessional Lutheran theology, hagiography, philosophy, music, culture, sports, education,
and whatever else is on the fevered mind of Orycteropus Afer
21 November 2005
Seven
Seven things to do before I die:
1. Write a book or two.
2. See my kids marry faithful Lutherans and raise another generation of Varks.
3. Visit Australia.
4. Visit Germany.
5. Get a handle on my mental health.
6. Brew awesome beer.
7. Find the perfect cup of coffee.
Seven things I cannot do:
1. Shoot straight at long range.
2. Stay under the speed limit.
3. Complete all tasks in the assigned time.
4. Drink cheap liquor or beer.
5. Leave well enough alone.
6. Eat the internal organs of most animals.
7. Stop thinking about private time with Mrs. Vark.
Seven things that attract me to Mrs. Vark:
1. Her devout faith and confessional fidelity.
2. Her babaciousness.
3. Her ability to love me in spite of who I am.
4. Her knowledge.
5. Her beauty in repose.
6. Her musical talents.
7. Her "craftiness" in sewing and other needle arts.
Seven things I say most often (according to my children):
1. Pick up your mess.
2. Turn off the TV.
3. Do you have any homework?
4. Have you finished your homework?
5. I love you.
6. That's enough time on the computer.
7. No.
Seven books or authors I love:
1. Book of Concord
2. Martin Luther
3. J. R. R. Tolkien
4. Madeleine L'Engle
5. C. S. Lewis
6. Tony Hillerman
7. Mark Twain
Seven movies I'll watch over and over again:
1. Lord of the Rings Trilogy
2. Casablanca
3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
4. The Princess Bride
5. El Dorado
6. Star Wars — Episodes 4-6
7. Almost any Marx Brothers
Seven people I want to join in:
1. Put your
2. name here
3. because
4. I quit
5. tagging people
6. since they
7. never respond.
Thanks to TK. ¶ 18:32 |
Seven things to do before I die:1. Write a book or two.
2. See my kids marry faithful Lutherans and raise another generation of Varks.
3. Visit Australia.
4. Visit Germany.
5. Get a handle on my mental health.
6. Brew awesome beer.
7. Find the perfect cup of coffee.
Seven things I cannot do:
1. Shoot straight at long range.
2. Stay under the speed limit.
3. Complete all tasks in the assigned time.
4. Drink cheap liquor or beer.
5. Leave well enough alone.
6. Eat the internal organs of most animals.
7. Stop thinking about private time with Mrs. Vark.
Seven things that attract me to Mrs. Vark:
1. Her devout faith and confessional fidelity.
2. Her babaciousness.
3. Her ability to love me in spite of who I am.
4. Her knowledge.
5. Her beauty in repose.
6. Her musical talents.
7. Her "craftiness" in sewing and other needle arts.
Seven things I say most often (according to my children):
1. Pick up your mess.
2. Turn off the TV.
3. Do you have any homework?
4. Have you finished your homework?
5. I love you.
6. That's enough time on the computer.
7. No.
Seven books or authors I love:
1. Book of Concord
2. Martin Luther
3. J. R. R. Tolkien
4. Madeleine L'Engle
5. C. S. Lewis
6. Tony Hillerman
7. Mark Twain
Seven movies I'll watch over and over again:
1. Lord of the Rings Trilogy
2. Casablanca
3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
4. The Princess Bride
5. El Dorado
6. Star Wars — Episodes 4-6
7. Almost any Marx Brothers
Seven people I want to join in:
1. Put your
2. name here
3. because
4. I quit
5. tagging people
6. since they
7. never respond.
Thanks to TK. ¶ 18:32 |
